Two-Column
Proof that Girls are Evil
(Internet lint; author unknown)
posted here 5/19/2001; rev. 10/3/2009
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Statement |
Reason |
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1. Girls = Time · Money |
1. Girls require lots of time, and for each unit of time you spend with them, you need money for gas, food, etc. Therefore we multiply, using suitable units. |
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2. Time = Money |
2. Axiom of modern life. |
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3. Girls = Money2 |
3. Substitution (2, 1). |
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4. Money = |
4. Money is the root of all evil. |
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5. Girls = |
5. Substitution (4, 3). |
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6. Girls = Evil |
6. Def. of square root; substitution. |
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(Q.E.D.) |
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