Across 1. Tread harshly or clumsily 6. Texas city near 1994 inferno 10. Positive x-axis direction, some might say 14. Grammy winner West 15. Australian counterpart to USAF 16. Last word of Gilligan’s theme song 17. Where silly, nostalgic, or embarrassing photos go 20. The car _____ soon as possible (on a dime) 21. Mrs. DeBord reminds you to get this for your date 22. Shorter than a min. or a sec. 23. Cub reporter’s article, briefly 24. Friendly 28. Cultivate anger within oneself 32. Cell phones, Facebook, and MySpace are subject to a ___ on the STA campus, though cell phones are allowed outdoors after school 33. ___ ballerina (lead dancer) 35. Horsefathers? 36. ___ Raton 38. Where you’d be if you rode the oldest of NYC’s three subway systems 40. Holiday drinks, sometimes spiked 41. What you will be in a few years 43. Garden dwarf 45. ___ culpa 46. Attempt to write 48. · 50. Tender___ (red-light district) 52. Pen tips 53. In a plane, it is the locus of points P such that for two distinct points X and Y, PX + PY = k, where k is a constant and k > XY 56. Toto’s mistress 60. 3i, for example 62. Horse controller 63. Cubemeister ___ Rubik 64. What this puzzle might do to your brain 65. Duck (Ger.) 66. Q-V connector 67. To ___ human

Down 1. Winter equipment 2. Antideriv. of sec² t dt, losing a point 3. If f and its inverse both have the entire real line as their domain, then f is said to be a function ___ the reals. 4. Nearsighted 5. Companion’s snooze? 6. One of Roli’s many responsibilities 7. Auto club (abbr.) 8. TI-83 boo-boo 9. Belonging to Robert 10. He supposedly said, “Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.” 11. Where most of the people in the world live 12. Mining waste 13. Approximately 27.18281828459 18. Scrabble sellers in U.S. and Canada 19. Ram sign 24. Palestinian Authority president 25. Our city, if China had invaded in the 1960s? 26. Take on (debt) 27. Rapper’s name, omitting one tenth of 13 Down 29. Synonym of 1 Across 30. Philosopher born in Stuttgart the same year Beethoven was born in Bonn 31. Free response 34. Epitaph of Christopher Wren at St. Paul’s in London: “If you seek his memorial, look ___ .” 37. Pêche ___ (angling, Fr.) 39. What MGM’s Leo might be called 42. Approximately 6.283185307179586 44. Two thirds of Caesar’s dying question 47. Auditorium at George Washington University 49. Molecule with same chemical formula but different shape 51. Approaches 53. Emerald Isle 54. The Untouchables, if they had worked for the Labor Department instead of Treasury? 55. Café au ___ 57. Ski lift alternative 58. Grammar maven’s reply to “Who’s the STA student who submitted this paper?” 59. If it were on the TI-83 WINDOW menu, it would have to be on the next screen 61. Warranty, as spelled on a license plate?