Across 1. Hardened pipe scum 6. Sarcastic denial 10. IAC sch. formed by 1991 merger 14. Reason STA must stockpile tissues 15. Mocking syllables 16. Type of fruit; undesirable shape for a person 17. This is dy if y = sec x 19. Likely addr. of first flat in bldg. 20. Most distant-looking branch of phys. 21. Expression of degree n 23. Advil rival 25. STA has this type of campus 26. Minor noblemen 29. Fellow whose name (backward) is a citrus fruit 30. It is seldom spilled in a math classroom 31. Type of revolver 36. Corp. leaders 37. Roman name for Etruscan city of Cisra, or a corp. bought by ScanSoft (now Nuance) 38. Add preservative to 39. Type of integral with upper and lower limits 41. ___ Island (NYC jail facility) 43. Main seating area of the Cathedral 44. Yields 45. Son of Thor 47. Sodium 49. Halo’s world 50. Gobi 56. Gen. Assembly of 48 Down’s org. (former org. as of 1/1/2007) 57. Person with pressing concerns? 58. Org. Art Vandelay should have been in 59. ___plot: like a histogram but more detailed

60. Last surname read at ’01 commencement 61. -14(sin(-pi/6)) 63. Starlet in acclaimed 1995 Pride and Prejudice 64. Cyberporn? 65. Utopias Down 1. Metropol. Statistical Area, formerly 2. Billiard sticks 3. Bob Newhart’s orig. profession 4. Light intensity 5. Is (L.) 6. In the fifth year (L.) 7. Highly improbable portmanteau: Bill Clinton’s instrument merged with a wheel support 8. Midwesterners’ Memorial Day destination 9. STA’s is (202) 537-5613 10. These programs have Type I and Type II errors 11. Brownish tint in old photos 12. Beelzebub 13. Ger. corp. with 2500 gas stations (forward) or Dr. Z’s mistress (backward) 18. Mimic 22. The pawn is in my left hand ___ my right 23. What cramming for tests is 24. Synth. cause of St. Anthony’s fire 26. Successor of Binary Coded Decimal (abbr.) 27. Sheltered from the wind 28. Source of STA leaks, not White House leaks 29. Approx. 1.3 USD 31. Quench 32. Born 33. Hard fat 34. Is human? 35. Predecessor of Advanced Encryption Std. 37. Tame 40. Thin MP3 player 42. If f is any relation, a relation g is called this if (x, y) is on the graph of f iff (y, x) is on the graph of g 45. 29.53 days 46. Union of two rays, as Form III students sometimes misspell it 47. Ruth’s mother-in-law 48. Kofi ___ 50. Thalia, Clio, or one of three STA brothers 51. Eye part or plant 52. With 54 Down, Fr. idiom meaning “you’re welcome” 53. Roof overhang 54. See 52 Down 55. Inflicts skin damage on oneself 62. A mgr. of The Saint Albans News